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You know I thought boys had cooties til I was about 17, right? Up until that point, I viewed them only as despicable creatures sent to this earth as God’s punishment to Eve. It’s possible I fell asleep in a few Bible classes. I also thought that babies came from swallowing watermelon seeds. I know it might be a bit too precautionary, but I still always buy seedless.
Growing up, all of my other girlfriends were much more advanced in the dating department. They had “boyfriends” [or whatever the appropriate term would be for the guy that you're not allowed to be in a closed-door room with but cheer for at football games]. They knew all the definitions of the “bases.” They had someone to send them flowers on carnation day.
Puh-lease.
Like I really wanted a cruddy, half-dead carnation anyway. Lame. If the school would have hosted lasagna day, it might have been worth the inevitable hassle of claiming one of those smelly boys. However, twas not my fate.
Then one day… wait a minute.